dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

(via basedmountaindew)

iwishihadafather:

*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*

(via odair)

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via you-heal-me)

inbox:

asksadallen:

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

pFFTCCHH— =giggle snot=

Are you ok

(via time-tofacetheworld)